Category: Joke Board
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.
He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sordid tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s full of good cheer,
Because of her prenup ~ Christmas came early this year
This is hilarious! I really like it.
Very nice! hahaha
Well put.
omg!. hahaha funny!
LMAO! This is fabulous! LOL!
Nice! Lol.
hahahahahaha i love it
Excellent, Scott. I was wondering if anyone on the zone was following the downfall of Tiger. I've never liked him, so the more mean jokes, the better. LOL
wow, that was incredibley good!
I like the man, but well a joke is a joke, and a good joke is right up my alley. *smile.
My Grandma used to idolize Tiger until this came out. Now she's going on and on about how she hopes he loses all his endorsements. He may lose a few, but let's face it, unless he killed one of those bimbos he's probably not going to lose them all. And I know of very few celebrities in any circle who haven't done that at least once.